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LIST: Top signs your house is getting BOOED too much!

Are you getting BOOED too much in your neighborhood? Well, as we close in on Halloween, I felt like this list might be a good reminder of WHY that BOO is happening to you!

First off, let's define the BOO:

If you live in the suburbs and have kids you’ve probably been Booed. It’s when kids drop small goodie bags at your door, then ring your doorbell and run. The age for this is probably 5-9 years old and is always organized the by the Booer’s parents. Is it cute at times? Yes. But is it annoying at times? YES! There’s nothing like having someone ring your doorbell at night right when you’re getting you kids to sleep and your kids spring out of bed and run outside to see you rang your doorbell and to check on what goodies they have received. Also there’s the pressure to then “Boo” those kids back another day, which is even more annoying.

Now... here are those signs the BOO is happening to you!

Your Ring alerts are going off every 10 minutes

Your dog had three heart attacks yesterday

Your have enough “Boo” candy to give it back out on Halloween

You now can’t tell if you’re getting Booed or some sort of middle class gang retaliation

Your kids jump out of bed when they hear the Taco Bell commercials

You’ve been “Booed” so many times you were Booing back till 3 am

You’re considering just ringing people’s doorbells and leaving nothing so they get the hint

Your motion lights are flashing like it’s a rave

You’re yelling “Get Off My Lawn” at 11pm at night

You had to disable your doorbell for a good night’s sleep

You’re now just letting your kids sleep on the front porch

You’ve spent more on “Boo” Bags then Halloween candy

Don't be the BOO house on your block! You can and should do better... so avoid the BOO and just DO!


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